Sunday, September 27, 2009

New NLHE coaching site

Best Free Poker Coaching is a new No Limit Hold 'Em coaching site that just opened up with a handful of instructional videos good for those of us who've mastered the basics of the game or who need a refresher on some of the finer points of theory and handling our ring-game opponents. Every coach on their dossier has a ton of experience and they are among the brightest young minds who have moved up to conquer the mid-stakes games over the past few years. I highly recommend checking it out.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Pac-man fever

I wanted to give a shout-out to HappyToast whose animated Pac-man gif (which I found on my[confined]space) inspired me to theme-up the blog a notch.

On a related note, a while back I placed an order with Threadless for a t-shirt and it finally came in!



The Madness of Mission 6

KidPoker confirmed busto?

Daniel Negreanu (aka KidPoker) shortstacking at the microstakes:


^^ Conan776 (observer): lol shortstaker


 I don't think his challenge is going goot?

Friday, September 25, 2009

Week in review: Arrrggggggg!



As I wrote on Tuedsay, this week started out bad and, nope, it really didn't get any better. But hey, my red line is looking good! ::sigh::

Edit: One bad week, and google ads is subtly giving me career advice! 

I.M.M.D.

From the makers of Fail Blog and FML comes:

It Made My Day

I was listening to my college radio station, and they started to play a Kanye song, but then the DJ interrupted it with, “Kanye, I’ma let you finish, but” followed by silence. IMMD.
 :-)

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Game Theory with Professor Ben Polak

A useful tip from 2+2 member High Pockets -- I really need to go thru this OpenYale course. Some nuts and bolts Game Theory education will help me tie the loose ends together on my thesis proposal, imo.

Update: Flash version here

2m2mm episode 6 -- tonight at 8 on G4




Krantz and Ansky are encouraging everyone to tune in tonight to boost those ratings!

gogogogo!!!



I'm thinking that nipples do not grow back

Watching Crank: High Voltage

Had to google something real quick in the middle...

I really hope all those other googlers were also just watching the same movie :eek:




Tuesday, September 22, 2009

And when I fell on the floor, I drank more

This week is going to end in the red.

Do you know why it is going to end in the red, Conan?

Yes. Because, I got stuck 3 Buy-Ins on Friday night (in out-patient?)...

And?

And even though I have a 3BI downswing stop-loss, I waited 20 minutes and started playing again. And lost 3 more.

But you didn't stop playing then, did you?

No. I kept playing.

And you lost even more, right?

Ah, yep.

But you've learned your lesson this time, right?

Man, I sure hope so. When I am playing bad, and start mentally trying to chase loses, I only ever play even worse. Playing Texas Hold 'Em to win requires patience, and even though I play fast -- and probably because of it -- when I lose the correct sense of patience, I lose maney. So when I start a session, I need to have a stop loss in mind and I need abide by it.

And this time I mean it!!


The Smiths - Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before

Tupperware tilt

via The Onion

Friday, September 18, 2009

See what happens Larry?

Conan776: raises $0.75 to $1
xxxjamorse_99xxx: folds 
xxxjamorse_99xxx said, "next time you raise me i push"

very next hand...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (7 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($15)
Hero (UTG) ($32.50)
MP1 -- xxxjamorse_99xxx ($25)
MP2 ($11.30)
CO ($25)
Button ($25)
SB ($25)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K, A
Hero bets $1, MP1 raises to $3, 5 folds,

Conan776 said: "k"

Hero raises to $32.50 (All-In), MP1 calls $22 (All-In)

This went well -- he had Q, J :-)

2m2mm episode 5


2 Months 2 Million s0105

Hint: развернуть is Russian for spread i.e. full screen.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Week in Review: Mark it zero!


Mark it zero!

(but technically you made a whole $1.70)

You think I'm f***ing around here? Mark it zero!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Everything's a little clearer in the light of day

I took the day off of work to play a little afternoon poker, expecting the tables to be full of 9-to-5ers, TAGs, who I wouldn't be able to get a wooden nickle out of. But, nope. If anything, the games were softer than they've been in prime-time lately. My motto's always been: when it's right, it's right.  Of course, it never hurts to be an "unknown" in the timezone and I did throw in some "I'm a donk" advertising to work up their appetites.

I didn't even put on pants until around hand ~500.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might 

Try nibbling a little afternoon delight.


Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Lebowski Fest rolls into Boston


(Merrick Morton/Gramercy Pictures)
Everyone knows a Dude

I've found an excuse to get out of the house this weekend!

Monday, September 14, 2009

The Rise of the Professional Blogger

So according to an article in The Atlantic the Internet's top 50 blogs account for about 42 percent of blog traffic.

This makes me feel a whole lot better because, according to Google Analytics, my site has only gotten one unique visitor. Ever.

I wonder who is it. Hmmm... that's weird, they use the same mobile browser as me, and, gee, they even work where I...

Ah, heck, it's me!

Conan is talking to himself again!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Week in Review: Cashout doomswitch!

You know, getting ban-hammered from 2+2 is close to the best thing that ever happened to me if my luck keeps running like this. Not bad for 9.12 hours work....


I cashed out some of my roll at hand 2,600, doom-switched obviously. AA < KK, KK < 88, and a few other unmitigated disasters, but at least I played through the last session and got it green. I can handle 200 or so hands of doom if I still come out of the session at 6ptbb/100+.


I really like 25NL now that they have 50BB min tables (thanks Dashornman!!). It really simplifies my poker life to not have to put up with pushbots and short-stackers and try and figure out the betwixt/between of them. Besides, at this level it's nice to run horribad and check PokerTracker and see I'm down all of $20. Where I live you pretty much can't walk down the street without spending $20, and so no psychological effects or tilt gets to me here. I suspect that I'm going to hang down at 25NL for at least a few more weeks until my next 50NL shot.

But who knows what next week will bring?


Wednesday, September 9, 2009

President's speech tonight


I'm starting to really worry panic about the address to Congress tonight. I kinda hope Obama throws in some "fire and brimstone" towards the "Party of No" but I can see how that could backfire. But there's blow-back from right-wing zealots no matter what he does, even telling kids to stay in school as we've just seen. So, man up Mr. President!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

2M2MM the prequel

Two months. Two Million. Awesome show. I'm like this close to actually getting the G4 network on my cable even. I can name four people in this screen shot from the WSOP 40K final table audience.



Can you?

(Speaking of prequels, I never knew before that Emil actually woke up)

Monday, September 7, 2009

Schadenfreude


A hardcore regular I play with a lot at 25NL on Pokerstars suggested to me today that merely being happy at outdrawing an opponent and expressing such happiness in the chatbox, is poor etiquette.

This is a poor state of mind, I believe. A long long time ago, I used to feel genuinely bad when I caught an unlikely card to win the hand, especially after all the chips went it. When I played $5 sit and go's, this was a regular occurrence -- both that I got my money in behind a lot since I was incompetent,  and that all the chips went in because of the steadily increasing blind structure. But you know what? I've gotten over it.

I suppose even the Bible suggests Schadenfreude isn't a good thing, as Proverbs 24:17-8 reminds us:

Rejoice not when your enemy falls, and when he stumbles, let not your heart exult,
Lest the LORD see it, be displeased with you, and withdraw his wrath from your enemy.

But in poker, which is, after all, only a game, our villain's misfortune is inherently our good fortune. Running around feeling bad about your own good luck is a pointless exercise. When the Poker Gods smile on you, be happy. To quote the bard: Bing Blang Blaow!

Lording victory over a hapless opponent isn't kosher, of course. But when I win a big pot and I'm happy about it, I'm going to say I'm happy about it. In a live game I sure couldn't hide my feelings. Am I wrong?

And I slip away, happy as a clam...


Toadies - Hell Below/Stars Above (Live 2001)

Sunday, September 6, 2009

2+2=5

Ah, exile. It took the mods over at the 2+2 forums a little over two years, but at last they figured out what a horribad person they had on their hands.

There are four lights!

But, all is fair. 2+2 was a big time-sink anyway, and now I can play more Texas Hold 'Em, get out more, work on my thesis, and, if nothing else, plan my invasion of Poland. Good times!

Still, I need an outlet for my poker brags, other ramblings, and at least the illusion of human contact, and so a blog is born.

Update 8/31/2010: I finally gave up my pride and hollered at TheEngineer on Twitter, and he forgave me for the drunken pissing match with him which got me the sheer majority of my infraction points. So I'm back in as a member of the 2+2 community! Huzzah!