Saturday, October 31, 2009

Seeing yourself see

Interesting TED presentation from R. Beau Lotto. If you can't see how it relates to poker, you are doing it wrong.

This capacity to be an observer of yourself is phenomenal and possibly unique to humans. Indeed, to literally "see yourself see" is in my view the principal act of consciousness, which has the power to transform one's view of the world and of oneself.

Beau Lotto: Optical illusions show how we see | Video on TED.com

$200 day

I was about ready to throw in the towel; it's been that kind of a week and month. But I decided to make a few adjustments to my game, and while I hate to be a superstitious pigeon, they seemed to have worked for now.

Missed Gold Star for next month, but meh.


Grandaddy - Underneath the Weeping Willow

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Andre Agassi hated playing tennis


"The 1992 Wimbledon champion, the winner of eight grand-slam titles... says that he has always secretly hated playing tennis and lived in fear of his bad-tempered and violent father."
From the Times UK.

I wonder how many poker pros secretly hate playing their game too? :-\

Kermit sees what you did there


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Whiner's Guide to Not Complaining


Two DoubleX staffers attempt to cut down on kvetching....

Unpossible! Oh wait, they are women and not poker players... maybe possible!

Part 2, and continuing over the coming month.

Friday, October 23, 2009

m[C]s is down

My boss is out sick for the first time in eight years, and my favorite work timesink is offline. FML

Tiki's webhost banhammered him on short notice, apparently.

Ah, well, in the words of Eric Cartman: screw you guys, I'm going home.



Edit: I'm headed off to Cape Cod, so weekly graphaments:



Thursday, October 22, 2009

2m0.6mm?


2 months 2 million wrapped up its season last night. I gotta say, them taking down less than $700,000 was underwhelming. Only Krantz came close to earning his share by pulling in 400K; Brian "Flawless Victory" Roberts made a mere $7,500. Heck, Dashornman probably takes that much down in two months playing 25 and 50NL. Maybe he should get a show... nah! Well, in the future eveyone will be famous for 15 minutes. ;-)

2m2mm has been good for the games, but I can't see it getting renewed. How many more interchangable episodes of poker/partying/poker/partying can they really crank out?

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Boomswitch hit!

ty, tyvm!



BTW, I just noticed there's a final cut of Bing Blang Blaow out. 99¢ shipped to DRybes. The following video is not safe for work!


DRybes / Ch3ckraise - Bing Blang Blaow (remastered)

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

New James McManus book only one week away


Cowboys Full: The Story of Poker looks really interesting. In stores a week from today!

Of course, much of the content has already been syndicated through Card Player Magazine (e.g.
) but I still might pick this up.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Time to buy in Las Vegas

At least that's what blogger IrvineRenter over at the Irvine Housing Blog suggests, and that's coming from the most bearish real estate blog on the web.


Saturday, October 17, 2009

Can someone hit my boomswitch?

Because this is really getting old.

For those of you playing along at home, that's a negative EV of ~30ptbb/100.

Friday, October 16, 2009

The Road to Success

No graph this week, because I can count the number of times I got it in ahead on the flop and held on one hand and there's no point in dwelling on this misfortune.

But this coming week, I'm getting and staying on the Road to Success if it kills me.


Thursday, October 15, 2009

There's way too many ostriches

Why are there so many ostriches?



The brochure said there would only be a few ostriches.



This is a terrible vacation! :-(

There's way too many gambling blogs in the world

And this is the saddest one.

This one is pretty sad too.

:-(

I think the font of all wisdom, Miley Ray Cyrus, said it best...


Miley Cyrus - Good-bye Twitter

Monday, October 12, 2009

Happy Columbus Day!


Sure, but if we let you land now, how do we know you won't bring over two or three hundred more men before you are finished?

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Killer Clowns from Outerspace

Welcome back, Guy Laliberte!

8 Buy-Ins below EV today

according to 'Tracker. On the plus side, I played 2K hands. Jeebus. Played 7 hours, so it was grind up a BI an hour, get it all in with the best hand, loose the BI, repeat, not that it was exactly a break-even endeavor.

Decent villains hitting three outers, four outers; total fish hitting runner runner quads. When it rains it pours.

Seriously, this hand with a reg who pwns me anyway was really WTFBBQ....

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 321090
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BTN: $14.55
SB: $25.00
BB: $23.60
UTG: $16.55
Hero (CO): $25.00

Hero posts a big blind ($0.25)
Pre Flop: ($0.60) Hero is CO with 8 of hearts 8 of clubs
1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, BB raises to $3.75, Hero calls $2.75

Flop: ($7.60) J of clubs 8 of diamonds 7 of clubs (2 players)

BB bets $2.75, Hero raises to $5.50, BB raises to $10.50, Hero raises to $15.50, BB raises to $19.85 all in, Hero calls $4.35

Turn: ($47.30) Q of diamonds (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: ($47.30) 9 of clubs (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $47.30

BB shows T of clubs T of spades (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Hero shows 8 of hearts 8 of clubs (three of a kind, Eights)
BB wins $45.30
(Rake: $2.00)

Did a memo go out to call my all ins with any draw? I've never seen this guy put money in behind before, but I guess he picked the right day.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Imitation...


is the sincerest of flattery

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Week in review: Balloon man blew up in my hand

Played only 2 1/3 hours this week but I made $69.95 (21.8ptbb/100), mostly through picking off ridiculous bluffs.

Another villain blew up on me tonight. I guess his name was probably Bruce.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 318810
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP2: $23.40
CO: $12.65
BTN: $14.40
SB: $12.75
BB: $23.35
UTG: $48.85
UTG+1: $18.35
UTG+2: $7.45
Hero (MP1): $29.15

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP1 with J of diamonds Q of diamonds

UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1, 3 folds, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold, UTG calls $0.75

Flop: ($3.25) J of hearts T of hearts 4 of diamonds (3 players)

SB checks, UTG bets $0.75, Hero raises to $3.25, SB folds, UTG calls $2.50 which screams weak draw

Turn: ($9.75) 6 of clubs (2 players)

UTG checks wanting a free card (a set always bets here for value on such a wet board, so I cross that off my list), Hero bets $5.50, UTG calls $5.50 apparently chasing

River: ($20.75) T of spades (2 players)

UTG bets $16.75 (thinking he can convince me he has a T??), Hero calls $16.75

Final Pot: $54.25
UTG shows 9 of diamonds 8 of clubs (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows J of diamonds Q of diamonds (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
Hero wins $51.60
(Rake: $2.65)

I've actually been thinking so much about lines not making sense that I purposely played a weird line tonight in a hand with a reg just because I knew it would trigger a bluff on the end....

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 318812
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP: $25.25
CO: $26.50
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $25.85
BB: $24.70
UTG: $15.40

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 9 of clubs A of clubs
1 fold, MP raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero calls $1, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.35) 4 of spades 9 of diamonds T of clubs (2 players)

MP checks, Hero bets $0.75 oooh that's weird, MP calls $0.75

Turn: ($3.85) A of hearts (2 players) gin!


MP checks, Hero bets $1 weird again right?, MP raises to $4, Hero calls $3

River: ($11.85) 8 of spades (2 players)

MP bets $7.90, Hero calls $7.90 (8 brought the draw in so I didn't feel I could raise Aces-up for value)

Final Pot: $27.65
MP shows 6 of spades 6 of diamonds (a pair of Sixes)
Hero shows 9 of clubs A of clubs (two pair, Aces and Nines)
Hero wins $26.30
(Rake: $1.35)

So, I dunno about these 25NL villains: sometimes it's almost too easy. Hopefully I can play more this upcoming week and get rolled soon for another 50NL shot.



Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians - Balloon Man

Edit: if video is down, the music is here.