Sunday, December 20, 2009

66.6% ITM today

For a grand total of... -$0.76. Placed 23rd/1000 in the 8-man $4.40 game so at least that is getting better.

The time sure does fly with these things. 4 1/2 hours of play is worth 6 bits I guess.

It's snowing here. We're supposed to get 10+ inches. When I bought my standard pint of rum at the packie, the clerk was worried I wasn't going to be adequately supplied, but I'm going to muddle through somehow.

Good luck at the tables everybody!

And if I sucked out on you today... I'm sorry!


R.E.M. -- So. Central Rain (I'm Sorry)

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Omeprazole is a heckuva drug



(I've been meaning to write this post for a few days now, and all the great feedback I got on my last health-related post late last night inspired me.)

For years I've been suffering with heartburn on and off, but it really took a turn for the worst last month. I decided getting up every two hours to pop Tums all night and chugging Pepto-Bismol just wasn't cutting it any more.

I did my research and stumbled on what I can only describe as a miracle drug -- the name brand is Prilosec, although I just got the cheaper generic Omeprazole, a six-week supply, courtesy of my local CVS pharmacy.

And then I stuck the $20 box in a drawer where it sat for a few weeks. But when my heartburn can back with a vengeance, I finally took a pill Monday morning, and, by that afternoon, I was shocked to discover a lack of pain in my belly that I didn't even realize I'd been carrying around.

So I've been sticking with the program; a pill a day. Any ulcers I've got should get a good chance to heal while the omeprazole inhibits the protein-pumps that were causing my agonizing acid reflux.

Although I have to wonder, are there any online pharmacies out there where I could purchase this drug even cheaper? Hmmm... I guess I'll never know.

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Merry X-mas Spam-bots!!


Friday, December 18, 2009

100% ITM today

OK, so I only played two tourneys, but still, considering I just switched from 50NL to tourneys on Sunday, not too shabby.

92nd out of 1000 in the $4.40. Was doing good, but two maniacs on my left (including the chip leader), and nits on my right for the whole middle game, and by the time I got moved to a new table I was only holding 10,000 chips == 10BB. Ran 99 into QQ and that was that.

87th out of 1246 in the $27.50 -- tried to slowplay AA in the Big Blind against guy in 3rd place, he flops a set of tens and checks it thru. He was never folding a pair pre- anyway, and he's definitely not folding after he turns a full house and I open shove. I'm happy though: at one point during the 7th level I was down to 825 chips, ~8BB and it was my blind. Four hands later I had chipped up to 13,490. Never give up, never surrender!

For a grand profit of.. carry the two... $42.71. Respectable for 3 1/2 hours work, imo.

I might not be coming back to cash for a while folks!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

At least I had time left to go to the packie

Because if this had happened three minutes later, I'd have been doubly screwed....

PokerStars, $800/1600 NO Limit Texas Holdem Tournament, 9 Players

Board:
CO: $107,089
Button: $70,936
SB: $32,065
BB: $46,658
UTG: $43,203
UTG+1: $18,011
MP1: $23,480
MP2: $12,425
MP4: $45,747

Dealt to: SB

Pre-flop:
(7 folds), SB raises to $4,800, BB calls $3,200,
Flop:($10,400) (2 Players)

SB checks, BB bets $3,200, SB raises to $6,400, BB calls $3,200,
Turn: ($23,200) (2 Players)

SB bets $20,715 and is all-in, BB calls $20,715,
River: ($64,630) (2 Players)

Results:
SB Showed

BB Showed

BB wins $65,180

Only a 12 outer. But I like how it combines the themes of my last few posts:

[x]BvB blow-up (sorta)
[x]against BB with a monster
[x]shoving the turn with the best hand with a Pot Sized Bet
[x]and getting rivered.

Still, at least I placed this time.
PokerStars Tournament #239010863, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00 USD
2744 players
Total Prize Pool: $27440.00 USD
Tournament started 2009/12/16 19:00:00 ET


Dear Conan776,

You finished the tournament in 181st place. A USD 30.18 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
I'm a driver, I'm a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it!


Beck -- Loser

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Team Pokerstars Tuesday Tournaments are fun

Yes they are! At one point I had position on both Emad Tahtouh and William Thorson!



Yeah, I had to look them up too. Still, not bad for the $11 entry fee. :-P

Edit: Still, do they have to be talking about chartering private jets? LOL, while the railbird cheers them on and gives vacation advice... kind of a funny screen shot

Eh, and then I screwed myself out of the money again. Near the bubble (those 2 pros long since out), it folds to me in the Small Blind and I have AQo, I raise, Big Blind comes over the top with a big raise for 5K, about 1/3 of his stack. We'd been in Blind versus Blind battles a lot trading the table lead back and forth since the table was fairly tight.

So I think... welllll, he could just be playing back at me, and... welllll, if I shove he'll basically have to fold a lot of his range, especially near the bubble. And even if he calls, it's almost certainly a coin flip and I'll be basically 4th or 5th in chips of the entire tourney if I win and can cruise into some real $$.

Of course, there's one part of his range he's never folding when I shove, and even though there were only 3 Aces left in the deck, he had two of them. ::sigh:: So I completely failed to narrow his range correctly.

But early on I won a few hands I shouldn't have (I was a little tilted, I guess, after the hand below) so no "doomswitch" tag here -- it's a wash. I might even get ~$2 back depending on whether the last Team Pro was gone yet or not.

Edit: Nope!

I guess I gotta work on making the big lay downs, and giving credit where credit is due. And not blowing up in BvB; back in the day I lost so many tourneys that way and I forgot. But it's only my third day back at them, so I'll get there.

Edit: And any thought I have that begins welllll is usually wrong! Larry Miller should have taught me that much....


Larry Miller -- Five Levels of Drinking

So much for shoving the turn...

Ugh, placed 80th out of 196 in this $27.50. Am I doing it wrong??

PokerStars, $75/150/30 NO Limit Texas Holdem Tournament, 9 Players

Board:
UTG: $4,394
SB: $3,929
BB: $10,830
UTG+1: $14,623
MP1: $8,890
MP2: $4,726
MP4: $3,501
CO: $3,626
Button: $13,874
 
Dealt to: MP2
Pre-flop:
(2 folds), MP2 raises to $600, (4 folds), BB calls $450,
Flop:($1,275) (3 Players)
BB checks, MP2 bets $900, BB calls $900,
Turn: ($3,075) (3 Players)
BB checks, MP2 bets $3,196 and is all-in, BB calls $3,196,
River: ($9,467) (3 Players)
Results:
BB Showed
MP2 Showed

BB wins $9,707

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Many things went wrong yesterday

Let's see...

*Got zeeboed on a three-handed table on a four-flush board when I rivered a full house (reverse 2-outer)
*Flopped a full house in a three bet pot, three way all in, got two outered for 300bb
*Ran into the top of every lag maniac's range when I 3 bet them pre
*Every time I check-raised a short stack with top pair or overs, they had a flopped set
*Otherwise, missed 90% of flops entirely; flopped a set once and got action for one whole street
*Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria
*Ran $350 below EV over 1,870 hands, -34.5bb/100 over all

Oh well.

I guess I'm still rolled for multi-table tourneys. If I bink any of those deep I'll let y'all know. Otherwise, this fish will be back at the tables with his X-mas monies some time in January. gl all!

Edit: so far, go good



Edit: so far, so better. Have I been wasting my life playing cash??


Edit: Drat, 55th place after villain binked a disguised str8 on the river after calling two streets of PSBs and I put him on an underpair to the flop. FML

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Gambling and hitting gin


Bombay Sapphire to be precise.

I don't gamble too often. I play NLHE drunk, or tired, or my reads (usually as a result of the aforementioned deprivations of my senses) are completely wrong and I spew like a maniac. But sometimes I'll play against the odds and I seem to get there a lot more than I should...


PokerStars, $0.25/0.50 NO Limit Texas Holdem Cash Games, 9 Players

Board:
UTG: $50.75
UTG+1: $70.55
CO: $24.25
Button: $51.95
SB/Conan776: $50.25
BB: $42.75
MP1: $56.15
MP2: $30
MP4: $56.10

Dealt to: SB

Pre-flop:
(1 folds)
MP2 calls $.50
MP4 raises to $2
(4 folds)
SB/Conan776 calls $1.75
(1 folds)
MP2 calls $1.50
Flop:($6.50) (3 Players)

SB/Conan776 bets $4
MP2 calls $4
MP4 raises to $12.50

Here I called a 3x raise on the flop with the nut inside straight draw, and it's completely mathematically incorrect... maybe if we were a lot deeper and both villains were maniacs it would be OK. But I was kind of suspicious Middle Position #4 was making a play with an Ax hand (drawing to a deuce for the wheel), rather than trying to take the pot down with an over pair, so I can just take it away on the turn regardless if my donk bet/smooth call looks strong enough...

Ah, sorry, that's the gin talking. What I meant to say was gamboooL!!!!!

SB/Conan776 calls $8.50
MP2 calls $8.50
Turn: ($44) (3 Players)

SB/Conan776 checks

And then on the turn I hit the other kind of gin. My check was kinda bad, but I had a good feeling he'd fire another bullet. And fire he did....

MP2 checks
MP4 bets $41.60 and is all-in




SB instacalls $35.75 and is all-in
(1 folds)

Of course, common courtesy demands a quick call, but it's nice to be able to use the PT3 hand replayer to go back and savor the moment.

The following video is Not Safe For Work!


Snoop Doggy Dogg - Gin and Juice (Director's Cut)