Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Surprisingly, I'm going back to school

I've been having this recurring nightmare lately. In it, my old high school has been auditing their files and realize that my diploma was a mistake. Which, in turn, means my college degree is invalid, which means I lose my job, all because there was actually one math class I never took. And in the dream, I've got to go back to school -- one with teenagers and buses and tardy marks -- to finish it off, which, as an adult now, is completely humiliating!

Lo and behold: I get an email today from my erstwhile advisor over at the Harvard Extension School, wondering if I'm taking a course this semester or if I've "thrown in the towel" on finishing my master's degree.

Which is funny, because except for my thesis, I was completely sure I was done with all the course work.

So I come home, blow the dust off of the paperwork they sent me a few years ago now, and sure enough, I'm 4 credits (one class) shorter of where I thought I was.

As it turns out, I'm excited about the idea of learning something new. I don't know what I'll be taking yet, but I've been in an intellectual rut excepting work and poker (which is really just work too). Of course, I have to scrape together about 2 grand by Sunday, which is less exciting but doable.

It's kind of surreal, though. I assumed my subconscious was just making a statement about my poor math skills, but it has really been trying to tell me something more important this whole time!

6 comments:

  1. Freaky.

    Although if the dreams don't stop, I think we should talk about your relationship with your parents. Were you a bedwetter in late teens?
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  2. No, but I probably should never have told my subconscious that I was paying attention. Last night I dreamt I won a ticket to a production of Peter Pan, which started out good with half-naked pirate wenches, but quickly turned into an elderly Peter all alone on a ship which was so dull I kept falling asleep in the dream itself. How can the boy who never grows up still grow old? Hed asplode!

    I'm sure it doesn't mean anything :-/
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  3. 'Grats on the SCOOP ticket for live-blogging!
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  4. Forgive me if the details are available somewhere in the archives, but what were/are you studying at Harvard? Is that where you did your undergrad?
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  5. I did my undergrad at the University of Texas at Austin. I'm trying to finish off an MLA in Information Technology.
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  6. Thanks, BWOP. My spam folder decided to eat the note from Stars; I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't mentioned it.
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