Police responded at around 3:40 p.m. on Tuesday to investigate an incident where a pedestrian was struck by a vehicle ... The man was hurt, but conscious, and handed police his identification, [Police Captain] Savino said. “He was identified from a Massachusetts ID card, so that is his legal name,” Savino added. The card listed his name as Lord Jesus Christ, Savino said. The 50-year-old Belchertown resident was transported to Cooley Dickinson Hospital in Northampton with non-life threatening injuries to his face, mouth and legs, Savino said.via Boston.com
Excuse me, where is Belchertown?
No, it's the next town over.
Huh? Look: which road do I take to get there?
That's what I want to know! Where is the road to Belchertown?
If you are coming from Ware.
The next town over!
Then Ware's the road you'd take.
That's what I'm asking YOU!!!
In other local news, I was standing a few meters out of the frame when this picture was taken:
I was wondering what in the heck was going on...
A man who allegedly robbed a Harvard Square bank was arrested this morning as he sat in his getaway vehicle -- a Red Line car where he was found with red dye on his hands and every set of eyes on the car staring in his direction, Cambridge Police said.Hah, hah. Well, that's one way to not have to deal with traffic.