Monday, April 8, 2013

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!

Which witch? The wicked witch!

Finally, a day long celebrated in song has come! Margaret Thatcher has died! Let the right thinking people of the world rejoice!

From her ceaseless attacks on the unions and the middle class, to her pointless war in the Falkland Islands off the coast of Argentina just to ensure her reelection, to coddling Pinochet, to her attempt to tax people just for breathing oxygen, to, at the last, deciding to be cremated in order to deprive the masses of their dream of some day pissing on her grave, she shall not be missed.

Pete Wylie -- The Day That Margaret Thatcher Dies!

You wanna give her a state funeral?
Well that's just great.
Ironic, 'cause she left us in a sorry state.
I protest it's money wasted
Build a school instead

The only reason that I'll go is to make sure she's dead!

Hefner -- The Day that Thatcher Dies (Live at the BBC)

We will laugh the day that Thatcher dies,
Even though we know it's not right,
We will dance and sing all night

Elvis Costello -- Tramp The Dirt Down

Oh I'll be a good boy,
I'm trying so hard to behave
Because there's one thing I know,
I'd like to live long enough to savour
That's when they finally

Put you in the ground
I'll stand on your grave

And tramp the dirt down.

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